Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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