I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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