Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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