So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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