No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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