I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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