Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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