I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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