The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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