he wants to bone in the snuggie
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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