there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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