ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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