lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
PS: I just woke up from my shower
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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