how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
