After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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