I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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