Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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