He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
