Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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