I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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