the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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