why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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