One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I love you. Go after that dick
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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