and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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