On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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