just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
There r osticjed everywhere
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Randomize
