the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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