Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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