he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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