even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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