i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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