ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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