I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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