I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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