some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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