I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
