I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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