I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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