dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
