Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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