My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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