I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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