he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize