Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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