Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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