Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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