I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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