i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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