Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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