The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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