were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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