that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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