I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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