PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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