At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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