bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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