shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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